Ah, Babelizer

So, whilst visiting the pastoral home of my equally pastoral boyfriend (make all your hay-rolling jokes now, you cretins, I see you making them) we stumbled upon Babelizer a funny little site that translates things from English, into the foreign tongue of your choice, and back again (remember the "faculty is diffidando" incident? This just removes all the effort that took). And so, I present to you....


The Top Ten Best Babelized Song Lyrics


10) "Womanizer" by Britney Spears, using German- "Young one, don't try to confront, Ah ah, since I see straight which you are, ah ah"


9) "Bitches Ain't Shit" by Dr. Dre, using Portuguese- "Bitches aren't cagado but prostitutes and tricks. It licks in these nuts and it sucks one dick."


8) "So Says I" by the Shins, using Italian- "Of support in order to multiply itself, support in order to see in nocturnal skies. Not dreammed never of such sterile hands."


7) "Go Places" by the New Pornographers, in French- "Like a certain share d' Encina. Machina ex of Deus. Hello, Christina."


6) "Pledge of Allegiance" by Louis XIV, in German- "Little Stacy Q, if it does not have anything better to do, comes it to my house, in addition, let's maintenance between me and you."


5) "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by the Darkness, in Italian- "There' probabilità dello S.A. potremmo ora farli, we' il ll è rockin' finchè il sole scende."


4) "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion, in German- "Where you are, I believe near one, far, which continues the heart."


3) "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees, in Italian- "Well we can't test of t in order understanding New York Times 's infuence sull' man. If you're with reference to a drug addict, or if you're king to obtain funky, you're king stayin' alive, stayin' alive."


2) "Shiny" by the Decemberists, in Italian- "The Tawny of the gypsy of the girl, to sleep has covered from stars. From tilt-a-it turns where alone fumbling coyly entire we have been interfered with your blouse."


1) The UVA Drinking Song, in Spanish- "Of the way of rugbi to the hill of the vinegar, we're to go to obtain drunk tonight. Faculty's scared of us, knows we're in the right."


Cheers.
DG, out.