Are these songs about secret fetishes? You be the judge....
10. Pour Some Sugar on Me- Def Leppard-Snack Fetish. Pure and Simple. Nomnomnom...
9. P.D.A. (We Just Don't Care)-John Legend-This one's almost too easy. Exhibitionism never sounded this sultry before.....mmmmm fire escapes.
8. Don't Speak- No Doubt-This gives new meaning to the phrase "gag order"
7. You and Me and the Moon- The Magnetic Fields-Astrology Fetish. What's your sign, baby? Wanna have a three way with the Moon?
6. We Will Vacation, You Will Be My Parasol- Be Your Own Pet-I believe this title says it all...
5. Octopus' Garden- The Beatles-Hentai. Hentai. Hentai.
4. Same Jeans- The View- Do dirty clothes fetishes exist? Well, by the laws of Teh Interwebz, they do now.
3. Big Mouth Strikes Again- The Smiths Mmmm, BDSM and fellatio in one song. And sung by Morrisey?! Well, you don't say....
2. Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto- Styx -Again with Teh Interwebz.
1. Too Hard to Handle- The Black Crowes- Delicious BDSM
As a low culture aficionado, and someone who only listens to the tail end of sentences (waiiit, what about the course of human events, now?) I often find myself misconstruing things. Admittedly, I don't actually believe any of these, but aren't they droll? And convincing, when you think about it....
Summer boredom. Delicious.
DG, out
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